Thursday, 5.30pm - DOZY parker aficionados take note - Dozius Parkerus is displaying alarming new behaviour.
A dozy spotter in Queen Street, Grantham sent this photo of a driver helpfully blocking the entrance to a house in the street.
The spotter writes: "We are often plagued with the nasty little creature Dozius Parkerus, and usually it's that particularly uncaring mutation the Commuterous, but today saw an entirely new species.
"Unseen before in this part of the town, and frankly I fear for the future.
"I would warn people to stay indoors, but then, you don't really have much of a choice do you?"
Have you seen a Dozy Parker?
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