Roger is an over-sexed dentist hoping for an oh-so-cosy night in with his receptionist. But events and people inevitably and relentlessly conspire against him despite his best efforts at seduction.

Throw into the mix is an interfering neighbour who gets caught up in the mayhem, an irresponsible son recently returned from Amsterdam with 'presents' for his mates, French maids, sexy nurses and a gay policeman on a one-man mission to keep his neighbourhood drugs free.
And just to complicate matters, there's the unexpected arrival of Roger's long-suffering girlfriend.

David Pimm plays the dentist, Shirley Noon is his long-suffering girlfriend, Gill Wood is his sexy receptionist, Nick Kime is Adrian, Roger's son who has just come back from Amsterdam with 'presents' for his mates, Chris Dakin is an interfering neighbour and Mark Brown, the neighbourhood's gay copper who is on a mission to keep his patch drugs free.

This is a farce in the great British tradition.

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