If you were to make alterations to a classic Rolls-Royce, they probably wouldn’t be like these.
With ‘rusting paint’, much lower ride height and number plates reading “B10WJD”, one oddball eBay seller is hoping that someone else shares his unique taste in modifications.
The plates, mounted deliberately askew, feature a black bolt cover in the middle of the D, to make it look more like a B.
Making a car look ready for the scrap heap, in a practice known as ‘rat-rodding’, is usually more popular on small cars like Volkswagen Beetles and 1990s-era Polos, not to mention vintage American iron, but this seller describes his creation as “the king of all rat-rods”.
Under the bonnet is a 6.75-litre V8 engine, whose descendants live on in several current Bentley cars.
But this one is connected to an exhaust system where the silencer has been removed.
Our friend the seller says: “This makes a lovely tone without making your ears bleed.” We’ll take his word for it.
Despite its looks, it does have a few months left on its MOT certificate, although the listing does describe some sort of leaking green fluid.
The petrol gauge doesn’t work either, which isn’t helpful when the car will drink through unleaded at about 15mpg if you’re lucky.
And let’s not mention the ‘low-profile’ tyres that have been added, which will leave the Roller’s famous ‘magic carpet’ ride in tatters.
If you’re up to the seller’s challenge of ‘dare to be different’, the reserve price has not yet been met.
At the time of writing, bids had topped £3,000 – but if you were interested, the auction ended on Wednesday evening.