My holiday horror as MP gets the call

THERE I was sitting at my favourite little beach bar in Cyprus enjoying my vacation....when I opened an English newspaper and what is staring me in the face but Nick Boles and, horror of horrors, the news that he is now in charge of our greenfields.

I thought David Cameron had a plan, but he hasn’t. Re-shuffle? More like Harlem Shuffle!

ROY COLDHAM

Peascliffe Drive’

Grantham