Dear Grantham, you should be aware of the kind of people representing your otherwise pleasant town.
On Saturday evening at 22:50hrs I was woken by a gang of youths running over, yes, directly over my car on North Parade. If these people represent the future of your town, you have my sincerest sympathies.
I have been charmed by the new paved area in the market square. Unfortunately, this is with the added sophistication of splashes of what I can only assume is vomit.
To cap it all off, a few minutes later I narrowly avoided some kind soul jumping a set of red lights. Curiously, neither vehicle had a big siren or a blue light. I can only assume both parties involved were rushing to help some elderly or less fortunate person in their own time on a voluntary basis - again - bravo Grantham.
To those involved in the criminal damage of my car on Saturday evening, the police do have prints and photographs, so please enjoying waiting for the knock.
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