Dear annoyed visitor: I am no Victor Meldrew but, thank you for pointing out that Grantham is alone in the world.
I wasn’t aware that we were the only town in which youths drink alcohol and sometimes get carried away with ‘high jinks’ – but thanks to you, I now know.
I also have no idea from which paradise you visit us. Is it per chance, Midsomer? Or does that idyllic village also have a minor crime problem?
Stop talking Grantham down. Look for the positives because there are plenty of them.